Welcome.

Hello to any random person who has stumbled upon this blog. I apologize for the posts to follow, for while we think they are funny, they will probably just confuse most people. But hey, we think they're funny! So what this whole blog consists of are just IM conversations between myself and my friend Mike. I tell him about my dating misadventures, and he tells me what not to do. Most of the time he tries to convince me not to date creeps. Ha. As if that's possible when you live in NY. But I digress. That's what the blog is, we hope you enjoy it, and feel free to comment that Mike is a genius, and if you ask nicely enough perhaps he will give you, too, advice on how not to date.